hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

punkasslouis:

why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape

THIS NEW YOUTUBE LAY OUT SHIT IS PISSING ME THE FUCK OFFG

starlightlady:

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird